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Joke of the Day
"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."
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"Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home"
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog"
"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""
"Chestnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chestnut. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chin? A blowjob."
"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."