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Joke of the Day
"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."
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"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"
"how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch"
"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"
"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""
"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."
"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."
"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""