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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."

"Did you hear about the fat guy who spent his free time in a British casino? He heard it was a fast way to lose pounds."

"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"

"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."

"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"

"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"

"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"