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Joke of the Day
"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler"
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"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."
"I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever."
"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"
"What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"
"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."
"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."
"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? A salted pretzel"