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Joke of the Day

"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""

"The worst part of this election... ...isn't that Donald Trump won, but that fucking Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country."

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder."

"My girlfriend told my to stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"The day before Rosh Hashanah... can be called adam's eve."

"Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll."

"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"

"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!"