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Joke of the Day

"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."

"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."

"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"

"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."

"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"

"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"

"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."

"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"

"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."

"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"