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Joke of the Day

"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."

"If you still pay for porn I have a Typewriter and a VCR I want to sell you."

"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."

"[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married"

"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."

"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"

"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"

"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."