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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"
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"What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around? BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM"
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"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"When a cop pulls you over, never start a sentence with, ""This may be the alcohol talking, but..."" Trust me on this one."
"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."
"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"
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"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"