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Joke of the Day

"A big thank you to all local DJs who play marijuana themed music at 4:20. You're doing god's work."

"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."

"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"

"a neanderthal scrawls a message on a cave wall, the etchings begin to glow red as he exceeds 140 characters"

"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed."

"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"