68147

Joke of the Day

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"

"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """

"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."

"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"

"He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend."

"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"

"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."

"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."

"What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald, Duck!"""

"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."