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Joke of the Day

"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we pull together, we can stop this shit."

"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."

"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."

"Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!"

"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."

"Why God impregnated Mary? Because instead of ""Oh Joseph! Cum in me!"", Mary said ""Oh God! Cum in me!"""

"Lifeguards wouldn't let Obama in the pool because he had weeping *legions*"