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Joke of the Day

"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."

"Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either."

"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"

"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"'maybe the world wasn't ready for pizza perfume' i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other"

"So today my doctor told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked ""Why?"" He says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."