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Joke of the Day
"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."
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"Why did the atheist cannibal stop eating Christians? Because they didn't agree with him."
"Feel free to use the ""or less"" feature of your 140 characters."
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that's a sweet ass"