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Joke of the Day

"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."

"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"

"What time is it after you've eaten a dozen eggs? 8:12"

"Why did Hitler have a thing for men from Hungary? Because they are Hung Arian's"

"it's 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science."

"A 95 year old man and a 93 year old woman file for divorce. Lawyer: Why divorce now after all this time together? Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead."

"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."

"What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."