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Joke of the Day

"Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course."

"I tried to start a band called ""999 megs""! Never did get a gig :("

"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."

"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."

"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."

"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"