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Joke of the Day

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we pull together, we can stop this shit."

"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."

"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"

"Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"

"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"""WTF IS THIS?!?!"" dad demands as he looks at my report card. I explain to him the idea of schooling and grading systems and he calms down."