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Joke of the Day

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"Reddit administration."

"A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!"

"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""

"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."

"[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably."

"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""