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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more guys I promise."
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"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"
"What do you call drunken cunnilingus? Lick'er."
"""To Kill a Mockingbird"" ""Oh, I just used a slingshot."""
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"
"Time I spend listening to music 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones 17 minutes"
"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"
"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"