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Joke of the Day
"""To Kill a Mockingbird"" ""Oh, I just used a slingshot."""
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"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."
"Two electrons walk into a bar and... The Big Bang Theory is the worst. I would sooner stab my eyeballs with a pen than watch it"
"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."
"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!"
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."
"My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix."