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Joke of the Day

"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die"

"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."

"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."

"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"

"The Mods they are a joke !"

"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""