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Joke of the Day
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
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"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"
"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."
"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."
"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."
"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """
"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."
"Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them."
"Trying not to ask my blind roommate if he masturbated too much."
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"