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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"
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"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."
"100 kiloPascals go into a Bar.........."
"A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning..."
"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""
"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."