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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."
Next Joke
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't ask her out again."
"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"""Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"" ""DAD?!"" [next day] ""Where you going with that broom handle?"" ""Checkin for squirrels"""
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
"Why don't oysters like to share? Because they're shellfish."
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."
"I can understand leaving a baby unattended-- but your phone!!"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"