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Joke of the Day
"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."
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"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."
"I saw a guy holding a TV I was walking down the street, when I saw a black guy holding a TV. I thought ""holy shit, is that mine?"" I went home to check. But nah, mine was at home polishing my shoes."
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."
"I hate circles. They're pointless."
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."