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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA"

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."

"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."

"If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off... I'd be a jizzillionaire!"

"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."

"The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible."