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Joke of the Day
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
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"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"
"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "
"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."
"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""
"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."
"Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail? Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies."
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."