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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"
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"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."
"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them."