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Joke of the Day

"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."

"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"

"Living in Switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable."

"What do you call a pessimistic horse? A Neigh-Sayer"

"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."

"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"