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Joke of the Day

"I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!"

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"

"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."

"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."

"How to use eyeliner: 1. Draw a thin line on your top & bottom eyelids 2. Oops too thick, try to even them out 3. Colour your whole face in"

"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."

"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."

"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"