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Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."

"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."

"Superman: "" I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"" Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"

"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."

"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."

"I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft. I'll take it up to her later."