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Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."

"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"

"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."

"If my balls come out on the lottery tonight... my career as a TV presenter will be in ruins."

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."

"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."

"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."

"Polishing my shoes I was walking downtown when I saw a black man carrying a tv set, and it looked just like mine. So I ran back home and to my relief mine was still there polishing my shoes."

"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"