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Joke of the Day
"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"
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"What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !"
"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."
"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"
"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"
"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""
"PWND! FIRST!!"
"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."
"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"