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Joke of the Day

"chuck norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump..."

"I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch."

"I found my girlfriend's mute button! It's located on her jugular. Only catch is that I had to use a knife to reach it."

"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"

"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"

"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."

"Reddit themed Yo Momma jokes. I'll start: Yo momma so fat... ...her posts can't be upvoted."

"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."