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Joke of the Day

"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."

"[Racist] So a black guy and a Mexican fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The Mexican. The black guy's stopped by the rope!"

"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"

"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"

"""You're either going to love me or hate me."" - someone you will definitely hate"

"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."