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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."

"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"

"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"

"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"[God Creating] Lucifer: Make them wake up paralyzed sometimes G: That sounds horrible L: People will love it G: Hm, I trusted you on spiders"

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"I'm not trying to be mean, but... I'm pretty average."