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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."

"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"

"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."

"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."

"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"

"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."

"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."