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Joke of the Day

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."

"Just updated my resume. Hobbies section now includes: ""Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."""

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."

"Damn girl that's a very red bike. Are you a menstrual cyclist?"

"Have you seen the current remake of the movie ""Cape Fear""? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is while watching the movie whom do you root for?"

"What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)"