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Joke of the Day

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"

"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."

"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."

"How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? There's change in a lightbulb?"

"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."

"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"

"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."