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Joke of the Day
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
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"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."
"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."
"I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college. She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class."
"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."
"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."
"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""
"You need some David in your life... Because Jesus clearly isn't helping you."
"I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket."