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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"
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"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra"
"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."
"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""
"NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I just came from wolfing down a Kit-Kat in the utility closet."
"I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you"