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Joke of the Day
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."
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"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."
"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."
"Why do Soviets use lowercase letters? Because they don't understand CAPitalism"
"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""