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Joke of the Day

"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."

"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."

"Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!"

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."

"Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns! Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews."

"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."

"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."

"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."