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Joke of the Day
"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"
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"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."
"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."
"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."
"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
"INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to ""move it move it."" ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?"
"you are one of billions of workers trading irreplaceable hours of your life so a few hundred guys can have more money than anyone in history"
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"