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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."
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"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."
"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."