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Joke of the Day
"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
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"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker? They have to take ACE inhibitors."
"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"