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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"
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"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""
"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."
"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"
"Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal? Every box had, in huge letters, ""0mg cholesterol!"""
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"If ebola had a font it would be www.dafont.com/ebola-font.font"
"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."
"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"
"I vote we change the name ""hoodie"" to ""bother-my-neck-on-the-couch-ie"""