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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"
"They say there's no such thing as a free lunch, but I'm at Applebee's & have a dead mouse in my pocket that says otherwise."
"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection... Judge says, First offender?' She says, No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."