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Joke of the Day

"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"

"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid North Korea's long range missiles."

"Back on the Canadian side of the border now. Thank God. That is the longest period of time I've ever gone without riding a moose."

"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"

"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."

"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"

"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"

"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""