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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"
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"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."
"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"
"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."
"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."
"What do you call a girl who hunts owls? A hooters shooter girl"
"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."