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Joke of the Day

"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"

"He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?"

"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."

"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."

"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"

"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"

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