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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
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"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."
"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."
"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."
"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""
"Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs."
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's"
"wife: Did you get the cat out of the tree? me [bleeding] Wasn't a cat"