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Joke of the Day
"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"
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"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"
"Santa Claus said that he would give me a present this year... ...But he made out with my mom instead!"
"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"
"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."
"A man walks into a bar ... A man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, but enough about me ..."
"Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age."
"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."