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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."
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"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."
"A little african girl... asks her daddy: ""Daddy can I play with your dick?"" ""- Yes but don't go too far"""
"Concerned that hanging my daughter's artwork all over the house is sending the wrong message. Specifically that I think it's not terrible."
"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"
"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Next time someone knocks on your bathroom stall say ""Sorry, I'm with a client."""
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice."
"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."