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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
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"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."
"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"
"With a calendar, your days are numbered."
"My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though."
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard."
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"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"